Do you find yourself at loose ends when your cell phone is charging? Do you check your phone every few minutes even when the battery has died? If you leave your phone at home by accident, would you return home to get it, regardless of how late it made you?
If you answered â€œyesâ€ to any of the questions above, Iâ€™ve got great news for you! Introducing the noPhone: A technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact.
The noPhoneâ€™s main purpose is to help you feel better about not having your actual phone with you â€“ either because itâ€™s charging, it was left behind or it doesnâ€™t have a signal. It can also help you be more attentive in situations where you shouldnâ€™t really be looking at your phone â€“ like on a first date or a performance review meeting with your boss.
How does it work, you ask? Easy!
You pick it up and hold it:
With the noPhone you wonâ€™t ever have to deal with that strange feeling of flesh on flesh when you close your hand. And unlike a real phone, the noPhone is shatter proof, fully water resistant and you won’t ever have to worry about carrying your charger around with you. Best of all, your privacy is 100% guaranteed. Since the noPhone doesn’t have any WiFi, Bluetooth or GPS functionality, you can be sure thatÂ the NSA, Google, Amazon, Apple, Facebook and anyone else with a computer isn’t able to follow you.
Customer reviews have been positive, with one user claiming, â€œBecause of the noPhone, I havenâ€™t drunk texted my ex boyfriend in one whole week.â€
Check out the noPhone website for more details.